When traveling with Diego, you agree to follow these 3 simple rules:
1) Return Diego in a timely manner. (Preferably the following Thursday night)
2) Return Diego in the same condition you got him in. (No stains or tears)
3) Take and upload photos to this website. (Facebook doesn’t count)
** Violation of these rules could result in you having to buy a round of beers at Fuzio for the entire club.